First off, you might want to back down a little in your description. Starting on the offensive is clearly the best way to get trolled/hated/downvoted/whathaveyou.
Onto the game: collision boxes and mechanics are not clear enough. Also, the fact the player keeps moving even when you stopped pressing the the arrows make for unfortunate death once you pass through levels.
The concept itself isn't new and, frankly, you haven't made any improvements on it. You graphics are a basic and animation even more.
Finally, your brand of in game humor isn't that funny.